This is Dashphemy, the adorable source of all your blasphemous pictures of Rainbow Dash and Jesus bringing mayhem.
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“YES MY MINIONS! TONIGHT, WE CONQUER ARIZONA!”
- # dashphemy
- # rainbow dash
- # hell
- # arizona
- # according to my friend
- # if you ever want to know what its like in arizona
- # set your oven to 350 and just stick your head in it for a few minutes
- # and then flush 400 dollars down the drain
- # that's what its like to visit Arizona
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“More?! I just got you a whole cart of wine and whores!”
“You must be new here.”
And then there was that one time Jesus didn’t pony up his gambling debts to Siegfried and Roy.
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“So when will he be done?”
“Rainbow Dash for the last time we are not eating Jesus. We’re not atheists.”
“Here Jesus, I got you some weights so you’d stop falling down like a pussy!”
“Fuck you Rainbow Dash, this guy beating my ass with a stick”
I used this as a response to an ask, but it was too perfect to not give it it’s own post.
“Oh boy! I’m starving!’
‘No Rainbow Dash, Jesus is not for eating”
“But he looks so tasty!”
“No Rainbow Dash!”
Silly Dash, you’re a pony. Ponies don’t eat meat.
Not this pony…
“And I says to the guy, what’s the deal with airplane meals?”
“Ugg, Jesus, Jesus! It’s airline food! AIRLINE FOOD!”
