Sweet, sinful Dashphemy, So, I’m being forced to go to church later today for Christmas Eve, even though I have no religious views at all, especially not Christian. I hate hearing preachers… well… preach! What sort of advice do you have to help get through this? The only thing I can think of is visualizing Dashy behind the preacher making silly faces while he talks. Need help!

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So, I'm being forced to go to church later today for Christmas Eve, even though I have no religious views at all, especially not Christian. I hate hearing preachers... well... preach! What sort of advice do you have to help get through this? The only thing I can think of is visualizing Dashy behind the preacher making silly faces while he talks. Need help!

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