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“So when will he be done?”
“Rainbow Dash for the last time we are not eating Jesus. We’re not atheists.”
“And I says to the guy, what’s the deal with airplane meals?”
“Ugg, Jesus, Jesus! It’s airline food! AIRLINE FOOD!”
“Shit shit shit shit they’re eating the boat shit shit shit”
“And this is why pegasi rule. Smell ya later, losers!”
“Uggh, the GOAT you idiot, the GOAT!”
“But God said to sacrifice my kid to hi-… Oh.”
“Foe Whiscash used lick! It’s super effective!”
“DAMNIT JUDAS! I JUST USED MY LAST REVIVE ON JESUS THREE TURNS AGO”
“Beat Satan because I told you to!”
“BECAUSE SHE TOLD ME TOOOOOOOO”
What? It counts!
“Pfft. I don’t see what the big deal is. So Mary popped out a radioactive brat.”
“Rainbow Dash Jesus is going to absolve the whole world of their sins”
“Oooo, wow. I broke the sound barrier by this time when I was born.”
“And as the Lord did decree, ‘All the bitches love Jesus’”
“…Jesus why are there naked babies with wings up here?”
“Shut up and let me have my bitches for 5 Dad-damned minutes, Rainbow Dash”
“Hmmph.
“So when will he be done?”
“Rainbow Dash for the last time we are not eating Jesus. We’re not atheists.”
