“Here Jesus, I got you some weights so you’d stop falling down like a pussy!”
“Fuck you Rainbow Dash, this guy beating my ass with a stick”
“Here Jesus, I got you some weights so you’d stop falling down like a pussy!”
“Fuck you Rainbow Dash, this guy beating my ass with a stick”
“Fuck, I lost another one”
“Jesus, we’ve been over this, babies do not float”
“Let me introduce you to my fists, love and tolerance. I’m going to love and tolerate the shit out of you!”
“Come on Jesus, 3 more reps! We’re going to win this thing!”
“Wow Jesus, look at all these boys in our yard! They sure do like your milkshakes!”
“I could teach them, but I’d have to charge!”
“No Hakeem, we are not inviting her to Jesus’ birthday party!”
“But she brought her party cannon!”
“I said no!”
“If you’re Jesus and you know it clap your hands!”
“Fuck you”
“Stop being so cross LOL”
“Next time you’d better pay your rent, or else I’ll finish what I started!”
