This is Dashphemy, the adorable source of all your blasphemous pictures of Rainbow Dash and Jesus bringing mayhem.
We are not an "ask" blog, nor are we a role-playing blog, we just do what we do best. Be blasphemous.
We always accept submitted content. The ask box is always open as well.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“Here Jesus, I got you some weights so you’d stop falling down like a pussy!”
“Fuck you Rainbow Dash, this guy beating my ass with a stick”
I used this as a response to an ask, but it was too perfect to not give it it’s own post.
“We have to destroy HALO!”
“No Master Chief, that’s the wrong Halo, go back to your own fandom!”
“If we overload Halo’s core-“
“Fuck off!”
“Damn Jesus you smellin’ fine”
“Stop Judas, that’s gay”
“Do I smell watermelon?”
“Oh boy, delicious babies!”
“No Rainbow Dash, we’re not atheists”
“I’d like that plump one, medium rare please”
“Dammit Judas”
“Damn Jesus, you’re hung!”
“I know lol”
“What’s that Jesus, I can’t hear you over how awesome we are!”
