“So when will he be done?”
“Rainbow Dash for the last time we are not eating Jesus. We’re not atheists.”
“Here Jesus, I got you some weights so you’d stop falling down like a pussy!”
“Fuck you Rainbow Dash, this guy beating my ass with a stick”
I used this as a response to an ask, but it was too perfect to not give it it’s own post.
“And I says to the guy, what’s the deal with airplane meals?”
“Ugg, Jesus, Jesus! It’s airline food! AIRLINE FOOD!”
“Oh boy! I’m starving!’
‘No Rainbow Dash, Jesus is not for eating”
“But he looks so tasty!”
“No Rainbow Dash!”
“Aslan, I want you to carry on in my place… Save Narnia… I… Love you.”
“Gay.”
“…What? Rainbow Dash get the fuck off this line”
“We have to destroy HALO!”
“No Master Chief, that’s the wrong Halo, go back to your own fandom!”
“If we overload Halo’s core-“
“Fuck off!”
“Damn Jesus you smellin’ fine”
“Stop Judas, that’s gay”
“Do I smell watermelon?”
“Oh boy, delicious babies!”
“No Rainbow Dash, we’re not atheists”
“I’d like that plump one, medium rare please”
“Dammit Judas”
