This is Dashphemy, the adorable source of all your blasphemous pictures of Rainbow Dash and Jesus bringing mayhem.
We are not an "ask" blog, nor are we a role-playing blog, we just do what we do best. Be blasphemous.
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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
“So when will he be done?”
“Rainbow Dash for the last time we are not eating Jesus. We’re not atheists.”
I used this as a response to an ask, but it was too perfect to not give it it’s own post.
“And I says to the guy, what’s the deal with airplane meals?”
“Ugg, Jesus, Jesus! It’s airline food! AIRLINE FOOD!”
“Aslan, I want you to carry on in my place… Save Narnia… I… Love you.”
“Gay.”
“…What? Rainbow Dash get the fuck off this line”
“Shit shit shit shit they’re eating the boat shit shit shit”
“And this is why pegasi rule. Smell ya later, losers!”
Happy New Year, Dashphemers!
“Yes… Yes… Is Twilight still best pony now, Judas? Huh? Didn’t think so. Good. Now put his head in his wife’s bed.”
- # Dashphemy
- # Judas
- # my little pony
- # rainbow dash
- # religion
- # Godfather
- # See
- # it's funny because in the movie it was a horse head sent by a person
- # now it's a person head sent by a pony
- # Also no offense to anyone who does think Twilight is best pony
- # My personal favorite is Pinkie Pie
- # Alex
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“Uggh, the GOAT you idiot, the GOAT!”
“But God said to sacrifice my kid to hi-… Oh.”
“Oh boy, delicious babies!”
“No Rainbow Dash, we’re not atheists”
“I’d like that plump one, medium rare please”
“Dammit Judas”
“Foe Whiscash used lick! It’s super effective!”
“DAMNIT JUDAS! I JUST USED MY LAST REVIVE ON JESUS THREE TURNS AGO”
